Oct. - Dec. 2006:
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS (2006), PG-13 ["Hard"
R-13*] October 8,
2006;
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (2006),R
[R*] -- ...a carbon copy... October 9, 2006;
THE GRUDGE
2 (2006), PG-13 [R-13*] --
...25%
G,8% PG-13 and 67% R. October 14, 2006;
MAN OF THE YEAR (2006),PG-13 [R-13*] -- Little do the
writers know... October 17, 2006;
FLICKA
(2006),PG [PG*] -- ...had to show the world the side of Alison's right
breast. October 19, 2006;
THE
PRESTIGE
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" PG-13*] -- ...the modern teen who, on a daily
basis, is battling corruptive attitudinal and character shaping forces
beyond description already. October 20, 2006;
FLUSHED
AWAY
(2006),PG ["Hard" PG*] -- ...somewhat complex as well as often clever
animated film... November 2, 2006;
THE
SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
(2006),G [PG-G*] -- ...war on Santa. November 2, 2006;
THE
SANTA CLAUSE
(1994),PG [PG*] -- Let us keep CHRIST in CHRISTmas. November 6, 2006;
ONE
NIGHT WITH THE KING
(2006),PG ["Very Lite" PG*] -- the courage and conviction of a young
woman who saved the entire Jewish Nation. November 10, 2006;
HAPPY FEET
(2006),PG ["Very Lite" PG*] -- A lot could be implied or drawn from what
this film has to say... November 17, 2006;
THE RETURN
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ...there is something very important to
Joanna in LaSalle. November 11, 2006; CASINO
ROYALE
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13] -- That the MPAA could think such sexual
display is fit for 13 year old kids is beyond belief. November 20, 2006; DECK
THE HALLS (2006),PG [13-PG*] -- ... a PG film which earned a
PG-13 equivalent score... November 22, 2006;
THE NATIVITY STORY (2006),PG [G-PG*] -- ...
is one of too few of Hollywood's examples of
the Truth being told truthfully ... November 30, 2006;
DEJA VU
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" PG-13] -- ... a story that will not let you
leave your brain at the door. November 22, 2006;
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS (2006),PG [PG*] -- I know this sounds like
the old time country preacher banging his Bible but ... December 8,
2006; CHARLOTTE'S
WEB (2006), G [G*] -- ... some terrific, radiant, humble movie.
December 14, 2006; ERAGON
(2006),PG ["Hard" 13-PG*] -- ... even if magic is used to do good
... December 15, 2006; THE
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS (2006),PG-13 [PG*] -- ...sin does not
always involve behavior ... December 15, 2006;
ROCKY
BALBOA (2006),PG [13-PG*] -- ... probably more of a prophetic
goodbye wave to all the *Rocky* fans December 19, 2006; NIGHT
AT THE MUSEUM (2006),PG [PG*] -- Too bad it is not true.
December 27, 2006;
WE
ARE MARSHALL (2006),PG ["Hard" PG*] -- ... fully equivalent to
many R-rated films in language and abuse of alcohol ... December 27,
2006;
July - Sept. 2006:
Scary Movie
2 (2001), R [R*] The chances of that happening
are ... July 4, 2006;
YOU, ME AND
DUPREE (2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- What were the
MPAA thinking? July 13, 2006;
LITTLE MAN
(2006),PG-13 ["Strong" R-13*] -- ... saturated with slaps in the face of
wholesome. July 14, 2006;
MONSTER
HOUSE
(2006),PG [R-PG*] -- ... we tell you what is there, you decide. July 20,
2006;
MY
SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ... another "sign of the times." July 21,
2006; SPECIAL:
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
(2005),R [R*] -- "...*every* single non-autonomic movement of the human
body is a choice." July 24, 2006;
THE ANT
BULLY
(2006),PG
[13-PG*] -- Leave the seeking of vengeance to God. July 28, 2006;
BARNYARD: THE
ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS
(2006),PG [13-PG] -- Male cows are bulls and do not have udders, right?
August 5, 2006;
WORLD
TRADE CENTER
(2006),PG-13 [PG-13*] -- We will never forget. August 7, 2006;
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ...nasty little *hard* R-13 collection of
snippets... August 5, 2006;
ZOOM
(2006), PG [PG*] -- ...one could say, that Zoom and Sky High are nearly
two peas out of the same pod. August 10, 2006;
STEP UP
(2006),PG-13 [PG-13*] -- ...has a couple "good things" to say. August
14, 2006;
ACCEPTED
(2006),PG-13 [R-13] -- ...each of our youth has an angel who reports
directly to God... webmaster note - Accepted in
not really acceptable! August 17, 2006;
THE
WICKER MAN
(2006), PG-13 ["Lite" R-13*] August 31, 2006; INVINCIBLE
(2006), PG ["Hard" PG*] August 31, 2006;
THE
COVENANT
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- "Such caliber is a major content in this,
yet another, 'Hard' R-13." September 7, 2006; HOW
TO EAT FRIED WORMS
(2006), PG [PG*] -- ..."barfmalloo", "the green slusher", "radioactive
slime delight".... September 8, 2006; JOHN
TUCKER MUST DIE
(2006),PG-13 ["Lite" R-13*] -- ...a teen cuss fest and a sex fest.
September 2, 2006; THE
WICKER MAN (1973),R [R*] -- ... a powerless and weak convenience
toy ... September 5, 2006; EVERYONE'S
HERO
(2006),G [PG*] -- ...questionable as a good role model for anyone's
hero. September 15, 2006; GRIDIRON
GANG
(2006), PG-13 ["Lite" R-13*] September 21, 2006;
OPEN SEASON
(2006),PG [PG*] -- ...a teddy bear is used to emulate thong underwear.
September 30, 2006;
THE
GUARDIAN
(2006),PG ["Lite" R-13*] -- ...will meet or exceed your expectations.
September 30, 2006;
April - June 2006:
TAKE
THE LEAD (2006), PG-13 [R-13*] -- Know that Take the
Lead is another R-13 ... April 6, 2006;
BENCHWARMERS (2006), PG-13 [R-13*] -- ... has some
good things to say, but the way some of them are said ... April 9, 2006;
SCARY MOVIE 4 - With Comparative (2006), PG-13
["Hard" R-13] -- Sure enough this PG-13 Scary Movie 4 is another R-13.
April 19, 2006;
THE
WILD (2006), G [PG-G*] -- "Stop looking at my spots. I'm
up here!" April 20, 2006;
SILENT HILL
(2006), R [R*] Typical bad language and violence for an R rated film.
April 25, 2006;
RV
(2006), PG [13-PG*] -- "We have become so drugged..." April 27, 2006;
AKEELAH AND THE BEE
(2006), PG [PG*] -- is truly equivalent to the PG movies... April 30,
2006;
STICK IT
(2006), PG-13 ["Lite" R-13*] -- There is no identity in a posterior
shot. April 30, 2006;
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III
(2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] with Comparative -- This film is not a toy,
mom/dad. May 4, 2006;
HOOT
(2006), PG [PG*] -- ...the methods the kids used were not much better...
May 7, 2006;
UNITED
93
(2006), R [R*] -- ...a sobering movie. May 12, 2006;
JUST
MY LUCK
(2006), PG-13 ["Lite" R-13*] May 12, 2006;
THE DA VINCI CODE
(2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ...making little sense is typical of
stories which counterfeit the Truth... May 17, 2006;
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
(2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ... a cussfest, crudefest, grossfest ...
May 25, 2006;
X-MEN:
THE LAST STAND
(2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*], with Comparative -- Who says mutants are
dangerous? May 25, 2006;
OVER THE HEDGE
(2006), PG [PG*] Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse
joking... May 29, 2006;
THE
BREAK UP
(2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ... rich in that
which Hollywood apparently thinks your kids want. June 1, 2006;
CARS
(2009), G ["Hard" G*] -- McQueen is frantic to find Mack. June 8, 2006;
NACHO
LIBRE (2006), PG [13-PG*] -- ... pug-nosed, ugly,
poor. June 15, 2006;
GARFIELD 2: A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES (2006) - with
Comparative, PG ["Middle of the Road" PG*] -- ... tolerable slapstick
fun. But that is not my call to make ... June 19, 2006;
THE LAKE HOUSE (2006),PG [13-PG*] -- I've unloaded
the whole flatbed of hay when you maybe only wanted a couple bales,
but... June 19, 2006;
THE
FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (2006),PG-13
["Hard" R-13*] -- ... nearly a carbon copy ... June 20, 2006;
CLICK
(2006),PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- "My boy was just like me." June 22, 2006;
THE LEAGUE OF GRATEFUL SONS: HOPE. HEROES. GENERATIONS
(2006),NR ["Lite" PG*] -- "This is our last opportunity to say thank
you."; June 26, 2006;
SUPERMAN RETURNS
(2006),PG-13 ["Lite" PG-13*] -- ... our youth pick up on these sort of
things far better than do we ... June 28, 2006;
THE
DEVIL WEARS PRADA
(2006),PG-13 [R-13*] -- Stop stealing the childhood from children,
Hollywood and MPAA! June 30, 2006;
January - March 2006:
PINOCCHIO
(1940), G [PG-G*] -- "Parents should be cautioned..." January 3,
2006;
TOY STORY
(0995), G [PG-G*] -- ...markedly more severe in violence and
impudence/hate than Toy Story 2 January 10, 2006;
GLORY ROAD
(2006), PG [PG-PG*] -- Talent was rich but style had to be loosed.
January 12, 2006;
HOODWINKED!
(2005), PG [PG-PG*] -- The story of Little Red Riding Hood will never be
the same. January 15, 2006;
THE PUBLIC LIFE OF SISSY PIKE: NEW GIRL IN TOWN
(2005), NR [PG*] -- ...the same cannot be said for matters of teen
social warfare... January 15, 2006;
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA (2005), PG-13 [PG-13*] -- ...one
point out of 100 above the threshold for R-13. January 21, 2006;
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (2006), R [R*] -- ...some of
the finest makeup and technically advanced CGI visual effects ever seen,
but really! January 21, 2006;
NANNY
McPHEE (2005), PG [PG*] -- ... *not* a "Mary Potter"
or "Harry Poppins" film ... January 26, 2006;
BIG
MOMMA'S HOUSE 2 (2006), RATING ["lite" R-13*] --
...little girls do pelvic thrusts in and as entertainment... January 26,
2006;
ANNAPOLIS (2006), PG-13 ["lite" PG-13*] -- ... is
equivalent to most G-rated films in three of the six CAP investigation
areas January 26, 2006;
WHEN
A STRANGER CALLS (2006), PG-13 ["Hard" PG-13*] --
Jill Johnson has been disobedient with her cell phone. February 8, 2006;
BAMBI
II (2006), G [G*] -- starts out where the first film
left off. February 9, 2006;
FINAL
DESTINATION 3 (2006), R [R*] -- ...we have become so
drugged by the narcotics of extremes in and as entertainment that...
February 10, 2006;
THE
PINK PANTHER (2006), PG ["Lite" 13-PG*] -- The most
bumbling gendarme in all of France. February 10, 2006;
FIREWALL
(2006), PG-13 [R-13*] -- ...this tapestry still has some of those little
straight pins from the tailor... February 10, 2006;
DATE MOVIE
(2006), PG-13 ["Hardcore" R-13*]-- ... not worth the effort ... February
16, 2006;
EIGHT BELOW
(2006), PG [G*] -- ... earned a final score of 88! [That is equivalent
to a "hardcore" G!] February 20, 2006;
CURIOUS
GEORGE (2006), G [G] -- ...earned the quite rare green CAPCon Alert light. February 22,
2006;
DOOGAL (2006), G ["Hard" PG*] -- The strongest
presence in this film is the use of magic to do things. February 24,
2006;
AQUAMARINE
(2006), PG ["Ultra-lite" 13-PG*] -- Any way you look at it, this is
another "13-PG" film. March 2, 2006;
16 BLOCKS
(2006), PG-13 ["Lite" R-13] -- ...another R-13, but just barely. March
2, 2006;
ULTRAVIOLET
(2006), PG-13 [R-13*] - ...regarding the "partial nudity" claimed by the
MPAA, there is nothing partial about it. March 4, 2006;
THE
SHAGGY DOG (2006), PG [PG*] -- What do male dogs do
to urinate? So did Tim Allen. March 11, 2006;
SHE'S THE
MAN (2006), PG-13 [R-13] -- ...should do well in
stealing childhood from children. March 18, 2006;
STAY
ALIVE (2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- ...this
foul-fest film "approved" for young teens. March 24, 2006;
FAILURE
TO LAUNCH (2006), PG-13 ["Hard" R-13*] -- Bradshaw is
seen fully nude from the side and rear for a number of shots. March 12,
2006;
SHE'S THE
MAN (2006), PG-13 [R-13] -- ...should do well in
stealing childhood from children. March 18, 2006;
ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN (PG [PG]) -- The attention to
detail in fluid mechanics in the water and flood scenes was magnificent.
March 30, 2006;
THE
SHAGGY DOG (1959) - The Original, G ["Hard" G*] --
...an absence of the "it ain't good enough no matter what 'it' is"
attitude... March 31, 2006;
